BREAKING NEWS: President GEJ to honour his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan Goodluck with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of The Federal Republic)


Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the first lady to English Language in Nigeria.
Another reason for this prestigeous award is that the first lady has affected a lot of lives positively with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians to laugh and forget their sorrows.
This according to Mr. President has increased the life span of the average Nigerians.
Example of her speeches include:
* Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
* My husband and Sambo IS good people.
* I rather KILL myself than to commit SUICIDE.
* My fellow widows.
* I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
* My husband is the best coupe on earth.
* The doctors are responding to treatment.
* For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.
* Na only you waka come?
*were is ur fellow principals that can tell us that they Conducted the waec
* now the first lady is calling come let us find your missing childs,will you keep quiet?
* Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! diaris God o...

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